In a nostalgic moment, I found myself drifting off into Nerdville, recollecting my precious (and severely extensive) VHS collection. I’ve never fully recovered my collection, since the new-fangled DVD hit the scene, and I’m still bummin’ about it. To make myself feel better, I composed a list of 90’s bad ass babes, that teenage me loved. You’re welcome.
(In no particular order, because I just can’t play favorites with these b*****s, I love them all equally.)
2. Angelina Jolie: Foxfire
She gives HERSELF a tattoo. Rebel yell.
3. Alicia Silverstone
Clueless is great and all, but I’m talking about THIS Alicia:
4. Drew Barrymore
There was not one single thing about Drew in the 90’s that I didn’t love. She hadn’t married Tom Green yet, in case that popped into question.
5. Joey Lauren Adams
So cute, yet so sassy. Love.
6. Parker Posey
Like, the coolest mean girl ever.
7. Angelina Jolie: Hackers
8. Liv Tyler
Ok. She almost did not make this list BECAUSE: who wears these underwear when they KNOW they are going to seduce Rex Manning?!
9. Winona Ryder
Wino Forever… and Ever and Ever.
10. Tiffani Amber Thiessen
Eat your heart out Brenda. Valerie may not be as cray or whiny as you, but she is way more bad ass, and so much cuter. Deal.